Dent. Arthur Dent.
My present fit of road rage
caused the man on the Gubbeen stall at Mammon Point Farmers' Market to mention Arthur Dent and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is just what I'd been thinking of myself in that particular connexion.
Anyway, a related note is that I've - thanks to Blogday - added the Babel Fish translator to the blog, as the first part of a cunning plan in progress. So far as I can see, in the languages I can understand at all, the results are hilarious.